I am not against people who speak ill of the dead, every human has the right to speak ill of the dead. The fearless independent magazine Tehelka has a mind-blowing article on Steve Jobs, after his death. As always Tehelka has produced a gem of an article and I don’t have enough time to churn nectar from that brilliant article, I just give a tagline to it - #iSuck
Look at the above heartbreaking picture, don’t you feel ashamed if you are one of the tasteless people who cried for Steve Jobs or one of the brainless tweeters who tweeted with the hash tag #iSad or one of pseudo geeks who feel that Steve Jobs was a revolutionary. The picture may break your heart into infinite pieces and makes you repent for the mistake you have committed which is crying for Steve jobs for his death.
We have never shown solidarity, sympathy and pity to all these people who are dying every day. Let me suggest some ablutions which will help you in cleansing your sins.
.Do not eat thrice; just eat once in a day.
.Do not wear clothes, as so many poor people around the world have to live without clothes.
.Do not cry for the rich, cry only for the poor.
.Do not feel sad for the majority, feel sad only for the minority.
.Never speak ill of the minorities, because they are minority.
.Do not use mobile phones etc... Contact people with ‘pigeons’ or some other means of communication as many people around this world cannot afford mobile phones.
.Do not travel by cars, bikes etc... Travel by bullock carts... You know why.
.Do not use internet, you know why and you are caught using it.
Look at the above heartbreaking picture, don’t you feel ashamed if you are one of the tasteless people who cried for Steve Jobs or one of the brainless tweeters who tweeted with the hash tag #iSad or one of pseudo geeks who feel that Steve Jobs was a revolutionary. The picture may break your heart into infinite pieces and makes you repent for the mistake you have committed which is crying for Steve jobs for his death.
We have never shown solidarity, sympathy and pity to all these people who are dying every day. Let me suggest some ablutions which will help you in cleansing your sins.
.Do not eat thrice; just eat once in a day.
.Do not wear clothes, as so many poor people around the world have to live without clothes.
.Do not cry for the rich, cry only for the poor.
.Do not feel sad for the majority, feel sad only for the minority.
.Never speak ill of the minorities, because they are minority.
.Do not use mobile phones etc... Contact people with ‘pigeons’ or some other means of communication as many people around this world cannot afford mobile phones.
.Do not travel by cars, bikes etc... Travel by bullock carts... You know why.
.Do not use internet, you know why and you are caught using it.
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