"The Hindoo" under a firangi princox.

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It’s no surprise that the pamphleteer of the organized Left in the sickular land is now led by a modern jholawala. To be honest, I have to admit that I was an ardent reader of this semi red fiction paper for its quality when compared with its rivals and I have to confess that I committed a heinous crime (long back), when I persuaded many of my friends to change their reading habits, I am quite sure that I’ll pay for this sin.

Update: It seems that Sid V has resigned, check the tweet here

Sid V's appointment was constantly challenged by Subramanian Swamy


Just updated the this screenshots, thanks to Subramanian Swamy for his efforts
So, what made me write this post? The answer would be an easy one. It is because of the firangi jholawala princox. The answer is simple and many fan boys and ex-fan boys turned secret admirers would obviously demand justifications - I would give my justifications, explanations and analysis unlike its Editor (in Chef?), who clips off the truth and adds masala to come out with pseudo-intellectual stuff.

For centuries, organized religions of this planet have mastered the art of brainwashing souls and the erstwhile Soviets did it with force, and with quotes of equality (Of course, these chants resulted in virtual doomsday though..) and the media, especially the Left Liberal and the organized Left had to adopt this brainwashing procedure to make its ideology survive. Yes, they did it well and they still do it even though they are exposed repeatedly, but the exposes doesn't impact them as the institutions of this sickular nation have already been brainwashed or they are hijacked and strongly controlled by the reds. Allow me to jump into the crazy world of 'allegations' now.

The power of allegations and its usage:

When the Septentrional-gerontogeous part of the nation was burning and the ghosts of Cashmere were revisiting and the horror stories of ethnic cleansing admonished the whole nation, the fourth estate played its role like a wicked wolf -- and this silver-tongued fiend has so many tricks up his sleeve that even David Blaine would be impressed. When the fellow countrymen were living in their own motherland as refugees because of the 'undocumented migrants' (yes they are not illegal immigrants- they are just undocumented migrants, maybe we should have even treated Ajmal Kasav as an undocumented migrant and I wonder in which category will these firangis fit in) 

When a part of our land was allowed to burn, the other parts of the nation saw an exodus - and guess what? Our esteemed editor blamed it on organizations which were in no way related to the events, and the pompous editor 'alleged' groups and organizations behind the exodus and almost gave a clean chit to the usual suspects. However, the truth laid out by the facts never backed up the allegations made by the editor much to the disadvantage of his motives. 

The Hindoo even targeted and labeled people from their own profession, of course later they offered a kind of clarification (not an apology). When a part of nation was burning, our editor had come up with such Bollywood stories and tried his best to create an alibi for those who committed the crime. Talking about allegations, editor’s spouse was 'allegedly' linked to a deadly attack by 'Gandhians with Guns' against security men.

Aim the temple, at point blank:

Superstar RajniKanth's creation 'Robot' now has a competitor, the robot can scan and comprehend the content of the books in no time, our super human editor may not be an equivalent to a machine but definitely a challenge to machines and a miracle to humans, he reads the 8000+ pages of the HC verdict on a temple issue in less than 10 hours and comes up with a editorial on the next day.

Coming to the other temple issue, the Bhagyalakshmi temple in Bhagyanager- Our editor leaves no chance to spew his venom and mask all the facts; the newspaper comes up with an archived photograph and questions the claim of the Bhagyalakshmi temple. Firstly, our editor hardly touches the topic of court orders and secondly he never questions the alarming statements given by the people of the other community when people weren't allowed to enter and worship during Deepavali. 

The Paper comes with everything that can be dismissed by a rational study of facts provided on the both the temple issues, but the smart representation of his views and amalgamation of ideology in it conceals the ground reality, which his lot has been practicing for many years.

Interpretation of the logo:

I guess Sid V has taken the meaning of The Hindoo logo very seriously. He comes with such opinions about our lovely neighbors that even they would be shocked. He says that borders are irrelevant, he thinks that we should resume our talks with the neighbor even after they rejected that glorious event of 26/11 happened due to their visiting tourists. 

The new avatar:

After being crowned, Sid V made changes which are expose ostentation; they come up with ads where his rivals are mocked for not being intellectual enough and the latest one says that youth are watching. Of course, I agree that Indian bimbos are aware of Hrithik Roshan's pet name or inner-wear of super models and they are totally clueless about the name of the president of India. Our editor has made his base ground for launching attacks of morality, responsibility etc... on other newspapers, but one question Mr. Sid V do you have something called conscience? May be people who read other newspapers don't have your intellect but some do have the responsibility to bring out the truth rather than masking it and mixing toxic fabricated facts to suit the ideology.

Parents may persuade their off-springs to read our editors newspaper because they want to keep their children away from bad influence and become intellectuals as the paper appears to be so. I can tell with all honesty that children and young adults who read papers and magazines which show cleavages, midriffs and neo modern women wearing sarees in all the other ways expect the right way, getting addicted to the news of IPL parties, wardrobe malfunctions in the recent fashion week, cat fight between mediocre actresses, pseudo fans of F1 races etc... But one thing which the parents are missing is the danger of your off-springs inoculated with lies when they are reading the pompous newspaper. What good is to learn about lies than looking at cleavages, what good is to believe in false propagandas than to read Page 3 stuff? What good is to ponder about the rudali of victim-hood than to enjoy the cheerleaders of IPL match?

The Queen turned 66 recently and with all the due respect to her highness and her amendment 66A, I declare this post to be an art of fiction. Please read the below disclaimer.

'All the characters, incidents and places in this post are fictitious. Resemblance to any person living or dead or any incident or place is purely coincidental. The above work of fiction may sound racist, but it isn't'

If the above disclaimer isn't enough for you and you feel that you have the right to get offended then FCUK off! 

1 comment:

  1. The bastard Sid V should be hanged for treason. I think he wants to be the official spokesperson of the Chinese Communist Party once the People's Liberation Army occupies the Red Fort. I wonder how many millions of dollars were funnelled into this shitty newspaper.

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