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RUPEE symbol Leaked!
As its been said that the government will be coming with a symbol for our currency 'RUPEE' and every indian was curious to see the rupee symbol.Even before the official release of the symbol the symbol is leaked in the cyberspace.There were many underground bettings on the future rupee symbol,but shockingly the government comes with a different symbol.Many of us guessed that the symbol would be from the following symbols.
The symbol which the government has chosen is as follows.
This symbol could not be understood by many of us,as the symbol doesnt represent the Indian Rupee.Finally we have cracked the code behind this symbol...have a look at it.
As you can see we have decoded the symbol in the previous image,now you should have got it...
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its RG.. R does not stand for Rupee..
RG -- R stands for Rajiv and G for Gandhi.
Note:Have some sense of humor,by the way this post on my blog is dedicated to our late Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi,and please dont ask me to change the name of my blog :)
The symbol which the government has chosen is as follows.
This symbol could not be understood by many of us,as the symbol doesnt represent the Indian Rupee.Finally we have cracked the code behind this symbol...have a look at it.
As you can see we have decoded the symbol in the previous image,now you should have got it...
Scroll down....
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its RG.. R does not stand for Rupee..
RG -- R stands for Rajiv and G for Gandhi.
Note:Have some sense of humor,by the way this post on my blog is dedicated to our late Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi,and please dont ask me to change the name of my blog :)
SALEEM - Eternal Bullshit of the Brainless Mind
SALEEM will go into my list of films which should be watched before you die.
Its a big budget film of 23 crores as claimed by Mohan Babu and you can easily see where this huge amount of money is spent when you watch the film.I am not gonna give a plot summary or any spoilers here as there are many chances that it might bring down the amount of horrible effect on you.After a film like OKKA MOGADU one expects Y.V.S to come with a decent film but he surprises us with SALEEM.
We have Ileana as the heroine and Vishnu Manchu as hero.SALEEM is basically a semi-porn film or should is say semi-soft porn film? whatever .. this film gets a U/A certificate from our prestigious Censor board which is still a mystery to me... SALEEM gets a U/A but Magadheera gets a A certificate,looks like i got diverted from the film.. sorry... continuing with the film we see Ileana in torn stockings,translucent navel cover-ups,loose tops,etc... if you are a guy then you are bound to be mesmerized by the costumes.Now moving away from the costumes let us come to Ileana sizes (sorry its not my idea,i am good boy,idea belongs to YVS), YVS teaches the audience the art of measurements for example 'jana bethedu' etc.. and the vocabulory of measurements are conveyed to us by child artist Bharat,what a wonderful idea by YVS.
After the sizes of Ileana i have to talk about what is shown in the film... again sorry,i am a good boy,i am just writing what is there in the film.We see a lot of cleavage,thighs,back,waist and last but not the least the bellybutton,the bellybutton trademark is inherited by YVS from his guru K.Raghavendra Rao,we see bellybuttons in almost every film of YVS,the bellybutton of heroines is common but in this film he uses the ZOOM option available in his camera,he zooms for an average of 1 minute in almost every song and in some scenes.
I have told the best part of SALEEM now let us shift our focus to our hero Vishnu.Vishnu looks much better than his previous films and has decreased his weight....(23 crores a majaaka!). Our hero has some secret background which YVS doesn't wanna show in the first half but he shows us the extraordinary capabilities of our hero.Some of the extraordinary capabilities are mentioned here... Vishnu runs faster than a fired bullet to save his future father-in-law,he re-writes all the laws related to Newtons laws of gravity,he can seize all the airports of Bangkok (is he the Prime Minister of Thailand?) ... there is fight sequence in the film when he meets Mukesh Rishi's people .. who the hell composed this fight sequence?? i think even this fight sequence is idea from the expertise mind of YVS.. and why the hell will anyone take the tigers nail hanging in the neck of an ugly and untidy man?? (evari pichi vallaki anandam).
SALEEM is incomplete without its dialogues,here are some of the dialogues (may not exactly be the same..)
Ileana: Dash ..
Vishnu: Bongu Le...
i was wondering what does 'dash' mean? i know a meaning a 'bongu' .. are there any other meanings of 'Bongu' ?
Vishnu : vere vallu gun tisinaka alochistaru,adi valla MINDSET ,nenu tiyyaka munde alochista,adi na ASSET... wah wah!! what a rhyming.
Vishnu: Vallaki Gun pattukovatam telusu,naku gun to adukovatam telusu ..
Vishnu: Gun chooste love lo padipota..
Mohan Babu: Andaru Gun mata vintaru,gun veedi mata vintundi
Vishnu: Tsunami chusi miru paripotaru.... nenu dani mida adukunta... nenu TSUNAMI (don't worry he didn't change his name,its just a metaphor)
Vishnu: miru BULLET .. nenu ATOM BOMB
and repeated dialogues like...
Vishnu: isariki ila kaniddamule.
Vishnu: dummu repesta..
Mohan Babu: Boom Boom Bhulak .. (does anyone know what it means?)
YVS infuses some amount of patriotism in the film,he says that europeon culture is shit and Indian culture is wonderful,huh..what an irony!The climax is very very very unpredictable, FLASHBACK! hey...there is no flashback,the climax reminds me of 1980's and 1990's flicks where all the family members,villains,hero,heroine meet in a some defunct factory.Mohan Babu tells us some good stuff in the end about true love etc.. "All Izz Well"
Conclusion:
There is a dialogue where Vishnu says to Ileana "ni kovvu anta akkada unnatu undi,anduke burra sarigga pani cheyyatalledu" BANG ON , if she is intelligent she would have never accepted such a script filled with shit.
If you are thinking of watching the film just for Ileana then i would recommend you go to a internet cafe and spend 10Rs which is much worth than this film and because apart from those scenes SALEEM is filled with unbearable stuff.
Please dont carry instruments like knife,blade etc... because there are people waiting for you back home.SUICIDE is a sin.
Its a big budget film of 23 crores as claimed by Mohan Babu and you can easily see where this huge amount of money is spent when you watch the film.I am not gonna give a plot summary or any spoilers here as there are many chances that it might bring down the amount of horrible effect on you.After a film like OKKA MOGADU one expects Y.V.S to come with a decent film but he surprises us with SALEEM.
We have Ileana as the heroine and Vishnu Manchu as hero.SALEEM is basically a semi-porn film or should is say semi-soft porn film? whatever .. this film gets a U/A certificate from our prestigious Censor board which is still a mystery to me... SALEEM gets a U/A but Magadheera gets a A certificate,looks like i got diverted from the film.. sorry... continuing with the film we see Ileana in torn stockings,translucent navel cover-ups,loose tops,etc... if you are a guy then you are bound to be mesmerized by the costumes.Now moving away from the costumes let us come to Ileana sizes (sorry its not my idea,i am good boy,idea belongs to YVS), YVS teaches the audience the art of measurements for example 'jana bethedu' etc.. and the vocabulory of measurements are conveyed to us by child artist Bharat,what a wonderful idea by YVS.
After the sizes of Ileana i have to talk about what is shown in the film... again sorry,i am a good boy,i am just writing what is there in the film.We see a lot of cleavage,thighs,back,waist and last but not the least the bellybutton,the bellybutton trademark is inherited by YVS from his guru K.Raghavendra Rao,we see bellybuttons in almost every film of YVS,the bellybutton of heroines is common but in this film he uses the ZOOM option available in his camera,he zooms for an average of 1 minute in almost every song and in some scenes.
I have told the best part of SALEEM now let us shift our focus to our hero Vishnu.Vishnu looks much better than his previous films and has decreased his weight....(23 crores a majaaka!). Our hero has some secret background which YVS doesn't wanna show in the first half but he shows us the extraordinary capabilities of our hero.Some of the extraordinary capabilities are mentioned here... Vishnu runs faster than a fired bullet to save his future father-in-law,he re-writes all the laws related to Newtons laws of gravity,he can seize all the airports of Bangkok (is he the Prime Minister of Thailand?) ... there is fight sequence in the film when he meets Mukesh Rishi's people .. who the hell composed this fight sequence?? i think even this fight sequence is idea from the expertise mind of YVS.. and why the hell will anyone take the tigers nail hanging in the neck of an ugly and untidy man?? (evari pichi vallaki anandam).
SALEEM is incomplete without its dialogues,here are some of the dialogues (may not exactly be the same..)
Ileana: Dash ..
Vishnu: Bongu Le...
i was wondering what does 'dash' mean? i know a meaning a 'bongu' .. are there any other meanings of 'Bongu' ?
Vishnu : vere vallu gun tisinaka alochistaru,adi valla MINDSET ,nenu tiyyaka munde alochista,adi na ASSET... wah wah!! what a rhyming.
Vishnu: Vallaki Gun pattukovatam telusu,naku gun to adukovatam telusu ..
Vishnu: Gun chooste love lo padipota..
Mohan Babu: Andaru Gun mata vintaru,gun veedi mata vintundi
Vishnu: Tsunami chusi miru paripotaru.... nenu dani mida adukunta... nenu TSUNAMI (don't worry he didn't change his name,its just a metaphor)
Vishnu: miru BULLET .. nenu ATOM BOMB
and repeated dialogues like...
Vishnu: isariki ila kaniddamule.
Vishnu: dummu repesta..
Mohan Babu: Boom Boom Bhulak .. (does anyone know what it means?)
YVS infuses some amount of patriotism in the film,he says that europeon culture is shit and Indian culture is wonderful,huh..what an irony!The climax is very very very unpredictable, FLASHBACK! hey...there is no flashback,the climax reminds me of 1980's and 1990's flicks where all the family members,villains,hero,heroine meet in a some defunct factory.Mohan Babu tells us some good stuff in the end about true love etc.. "All Izz Well"
Conclusion:
There is a dialogue where Vishnu says to Ileana "ni kovvu anta akkada unnatu undi,anduke burra sarigga pani cheyyatalledu" BANG ON , if she is intelligent she would have never accepted such a script filled with shit.
If you are thinking of watching the film just for Ileana then i would recommend you go to a internet cafe and spend 10Rs which is much worth than this film and because apart from those scenes SALEEM is filled with unbearable stuff.
Please dont carry instruments like knife,blade etc... because there are people waiting for you back home.SUICIDE is a sin.
CACHE - Nothing is HIDDEN
Most of the film viewers try to find the 3 M's in a film ,Does a movie need to have a Motive? Message ? Meaning ?. Michael Haneke's 'Cache' is a film which defines the 3 M's without any definition.Accidentally four years ago i watched Michael Haneke's 'The Piano Teacher' which made a profound impact on me for its disturbing narration without violence and the shadow of darkness lingering in the film. 'Cache' is a similar kind of disturbing film which is infused with terrific images.
Georges Laurent(Daniel Auteuil) and Anne(Juliette Binoche) are married couple with a son Pierrot. The film starts with a long static shot with some credits on it, this static shot is actually the video sent by an anonymous man?, the first video shows that Georges house is under surveillance, when Laurent and Anne watch the first video tape Laurent says 'How come i didn't see him' referring to himself in the video. Later they receive some comic drawings which look intimidating,even Pierrot receives it and asks his father 'Why did you send it to school?'
In the next videotape Laurent's childhood home is filmed and he visits his old home where his mother stays who is battling with old age illness,there some important conversations take place.The next videotape leads to a man named Majid who is connected to him in his childhood and Laurent accuses him of sending the tapes which he denies.The way events unfold after this is tragic,horrific and disturbing without letting us know the truth behind the mystery.
I cannot write the whole plot and synopsis here because it will be a spoiler and might decrease the thrill and intensity when you watch the film.The undercurrent of the film is the unseen horror and the disturbing theme which holds on us till the end of the film.Even though the mystery is unexplained the point Michael Haneke makes in the film is clear cut.Haneke shows the hidden and makes a point of what can happen and what is to happen when something is hidden and how things get unnoticed even though they carry much importance and meaning.
Haneke shows what is hidden and hides what we are interested in seeing but everything can be seen if one really wants to see it. Laurent hides some facts with Anne,Pierrot hides something from Anne, Anne expresses her motherly love to Pierrot,Laurent hides his emotion before his wife and others when he cant find Pierrot but ultimately cries in the kitchen,Haneke makes his point in Cache but to understand his point we need to remove our hidden eyes .
Like David Lynch's 'Mullholland Drive' Cache plants innumerable questions in our mind , though we might never comprehend them 100% but the beauty of these films is that they create a silent impact which increases our intrigue towards finding the truth and searching for 3 M's .
-- Did you see Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi in the film?
Do not proceed from here if you haven't seen the film.
1. The film starts with the first videotape and some titles appearing on it,if you are attentive and are blessed with normal vision you can see the title CACHE embedded in it.
2. The conversation between Laurent and Anne while watching the first video referring to himself he says 'How come i didn't see him' .
3. The first video hints that the camera is not hidden and might be an act of voyeurism.
4. Watch the scene in which Laurent meets Majid is there an act of indirect voyeurism?.
5. The videotapes are infused with some images of a boy,which suggest something to us.
6. Listen to watch Majid's Son says when he confronts him in his office.
7. The last and the long static shot where Pierrot meets Majid's son.
and many more..
The above hidden elements and many other hidden elements throw questions instead of answers,the questions are the clues to find the hidden answer (s) ?
Georges Laurent(Daniel Auteuil) and Anne(Juliette Binoche) are married couple with a son Pierrot. The film starts with a long static shot with some credits on it, this static shot is actually the video sent by an anonymous man?, the first video shows that Georges house is under surveillance, when Laurent and Anne watch the first video tape Laurent says 'How come i didn't see him' referring to himself in the video. Later they receive some comic drawings which look intimidating,even Pierrot receives it and asks his father 'Why did you send it to school?'
In the next videotape Laurent's childhood home is filmed and he visits his old home where his mother stays who is battling with old age illness,there some important conversations take place.The next videotape leads to a man named Majid who is connected to him in his childhood and Laurent accuses him of sending the tapes which he denies.The way events unfold after this is tragic,horrific and disturbing without letting us know the truth behind the mystery.
I cannot write the whole plot and synopsis here because it will be a spoiler and might decrease the thrill and intensity when you watch the film.The undercurrent of the film is the unseen horror and the disturbing theme which holds on us till the end of the film.Even though the mystery is unexplained the point Michael Haneke makes in the film is clear cut.Haneke shows the hidden and makes a point of what can happen and what is to happen when something is hidden and how things get unnoticed even though they carry much importance and meaning.
Haneke shows what is hidden and hides what we are interested in seeing but everything can be seen if one really wants to see it. Laurent hides some facts with Anne,Pierrot hides something from Anne, Anne expresses her motherly love to Pierrot,Laurent hides his emotion before his wife and others when he cant find Pierrot but ultimately cries in the kitchen,Haneke makes his point in Cache but to understand his point we need to remove our hidden eyes .
Like David Lynch's 'Mullholland Drive' Cache plants innumerable questions in our mind , though we might never comprehend them 100% but the beauty of these films is that they create a silent impact which increases our intrigue towards finding the truth and searching for 3 M's .
-- Did you see Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi in the film?
Do not proceed from here if you haven't seen the film.
1. The film starts with the first videotape and some titles appearing on it,if you are attentive and are blessed with normal vision you can see the title CACHE embedded in it.
2. The conversation between Laurent and Anne while watching the first video referring to himself he says 'How come i didn't see him' .
3. The first video hints that the camera is not hidden and might be an act of voyeurism.
4. Watch the scene in which Laurent meets Majid is there an act of indirect voyeurism?.
5. The videotapes are infused with some images of a boy,which suggest something to us.
6. Listen to watch Majid's Son says when he confronts him in his office.
7. The last and the long static shot where Pierrot meets Majid's son.
and many more..
The above hidden elements and many other hidden elements throw questions instead of answers,the questions are the clues to find the hidden answer (s) ?
Fall in sales of Blackberry in Pakistan
Jailed militant’s hoax calls drove India, Pakistan to brink of war
Islamabad : There is a sharp dip in the demand of Blackberry cell phones in Pakistan.The reason for the sharp decline in the sales is due to hoax call by a terrorist named 'Omar Saeed Sheikh' who made a hoax call to the President Zadari office few days after the 26/11 incident.Its due to his hoax call INDIA-PAK were at the brink of a nuke war.
Omar Saeed Sheikh made a call from his Blackberry cell phone from a Hyderabad Jail where he is held for the chargers of kidnapping WSJ journalist Daniel Pearl.The government was able to track Omar Saeed Sheikh after almost an year with the tremendous help from its Intelligence agency ISI.It is rumored that some ISI officers might be given Nishan-e-Pakistan award for their amazing work.
Under the pressure from INDIA,USA and UK the Zadari government is thinking to ban Blackberry mobiles , X-Box , Play-stations ,Laptops etc... in the prisons where the terrorists are kept.As the news of this ban comes as a shock to all the prisoners they are planning to make a strike in all the jails across pakistan. The strike may have enormous effects as the arms trade business ,Karachi stock exchange etc.. as they are controlled by pakistan terrorists groups, meanwhile the Paksitan human right activists argue that Zadari govt is taking all the fundamental rights of pakistan terrorists and prisoners.
Shockingly there is a allegation by 'Research In Motion' company which manufactures BlackBerry mobiles, the company alleges that the Pakistan Government has a secret deal with NOKIA which has offered N900 sets to all terrorists serving in Paksitan prosons,however the allegation was rubbished by the Government.
Islamabad : There is a sharp dip in the demand of Blackberry cell phones in Pakistan.The reason for the sharp decline in the sales is due to hoax call by a terrorist named 'Omar Saeed Sheikh' who made a hoax call to the President Zadari office few days after the 26/11 incident.Its due to his hoax call INDIA-PAK were at the brink of a nuke war.
Omar Saeed Sheikh made a call from his Blackberry cell phone from a Hyderabad Jail where he is held for the chargers of kidnapping WSJ journalist Daniel Pearl.The government was able to track Omar Saeed Sheikh after almost an year with the tremendous help from its Intelligence agency ISI.It is rumored that some ISI officers might be given Nishan-e-Pakistan award for their amazing work.
Under the pressure from INDIA,USA and UK the Zadari government is thinking to ban Blackberry mobiles , X-Box , Play-stations ,Laptops etc... in the prisons where the terrorists are kept.As the news of this ban comes as a shock to all the prisoners they are planning to make a strike in all the jails across pakistan. The strike may have enormous effects as the arms trade business ,Karachi stock exchange etc.. as they are controlled by pakistan terrorists groups, meanwhile the Paksitan human right activists argue that Zadari govt is taking all the fundamental rights of pakistan terrorists and prisoners.
Shockingly there is a allegation by 'Research In Motion' company which manufactures BlackBerry mobiles, the company alleges that the Pakistan Government has a secret deal with NOKIA which has offered N900 sets to all terrorists serving in Paksitan prosons,however the allegation was rubbished by the Government.
Jules and Jim(1962)
The Unusual TRAGEDY
My first Francois Truffaut's film was '400 Blows' which i am not gonna discuss here but i am gonna throw my thoughts on his two wonderful films 'Jules and Jim' in this post and 'Two English Girls' in the next post and also the similarities between these two films.
I read the book 'HITCHCOCK' 3 years back as i am a big fan of Alfred Hitchcock.'HITCHCOCK was written by Francois Truffaut,at that time i did not watch Truffaut 's films but the book has made me watch his films as his insight towards films and his critical analysis impressed me a lot and there it started my journey towards films of Francois Truffaut.
My first Francois Truffaut's film was '400 Blows' which i am not gonna discuss here but i am gonna throw my thoughts on his two wonderful films 'Jules and Jim' in this post and 'Two English Girls' in the next post and also the similarities between these two films.
Jules and Jim are two friends who fight for different sides of the World War 1 and they meet a girl called Catherine,who likes both and both Jules and Jim love Catherine. Jules loves Catherine and they get married and have a daughter,Jim visits Jules and Catherine and he develops a relationship with Catherine.... this sounds like a normal story but the real pleasure of watching this film comes after Catherine develops a relationship with Jim.
We cant even predict the next scene,we don't know weather she will go with Jim or Jules,with whom she will share the bed,will she marry Jim?,will she leave Jules and her daughter?,will Jim leave Catherine?,will Jules leave Catherine and Jim for the sake of friendship and for his love towards Catherine?, or will the three stay together?
Every scene is like a simple and a silent twist without any huge impact on the screenplay and the story,these three live together for a period of time and Jim tells us that villagers called them as lunatics.Jules is loved by Catherine but she is unhappy with the marriage and tries to have an affair with Jim with the knowledge of Jules,Jules loves Catherine but he is not sure what to do as his love and friendship collide, even though its an unhappy marriage with Jules,Catherine loves Jules.Its funny that we see Catherine spinning her relations with Jim and Jules which are from a confused heart.Jules is in the favor of Catherine having an affair with Jim as Jim is his best friend and wants to see Catherine happy.
The confused plot is the amalgam of wonderful emotion between the three characters who cant live without each other and finally there can be only one perfect ending to such a story,its the TRAGEDY . The tragedy in the film makes it a perfect ending,the tragedy needs to be triggered by one of the characters and the there will be an innocent victim too.The true and complete pleasure of watching 'Jules and Jim' can be felt when we understand the characters and the relationship between Jules,Jim and Catherine.
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