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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Probably the best tribute to Raymond Chandler

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The frames spoke with similitudes, I could sense nostalgic moments creeping into my mind, but couldn’t discover that it was trying to suggest a narrative style of a writer, with a comic touch.

It is Philip Marlowe, it was hard to read between the lines – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is probably the best tribute to detective fiction writer ‘Raymond Chandler’ who once said that halfwits could guess the suspects of Hercule Poirot’s cases and a rumor involving him which suggested that he called Alfred Hitchcok a ‘fat bastard’.

If you are a hardcore film noir fan like me, there is a possibility that you may have watched the classics like ‘Murder, My Sweet’, ‘Double Indemnity’, the confusing ‘The Big Sleep’ and the audacious ‘Lady in the Lake’. All these film noirs were perfect examples for novel narration of detective genre and they couldn’t have been possible without Raymond Chandler. The above classics were followed by Robert Altman’s ‘The Long Goodbye’ and the old Philip Marlowe played by Robert Mitchum in ‘Farewell, My Lovely’ but I could never find another Philip Marlowe.

Yes... he is Philip Marlowe, but never says that he is..
Harry Lockhart played by Robert Downey, Jr. in Shane Black's 'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang'is kind of an alter ego of Philip Marlowe. He is vulnerable, poor in English grammar and also poor at mathematics (when he unintentionally puts a bullet into a guy’s head) and says that there was 8% chance, he finds himself at wrong places at the right time and most importantly he is a detective (I mean…he bluffs that he is a detective).

You just can’t miss this Philip Marlowe. Watch it!

Rambabu, Software Engineer - రాంబాబు, సాఫ్ట్వేర్ ఇంజనీర్

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This post is not written by me, 2 years back this one appeared in my company mail box from a group mail. I felt that i should share this, as this is super hilarious and if you are the creator of this article, please let me know.

రాంబాబు ఈ మధ్యనే ఒక కాలేజీ నుండి తన బీ . టెక్ ( మెకానికల్లో అండోయ్ !) పూర్తి చేసుకుని ఒక కంసల్టెన్సీ ద్వారా బెంగుళూరులో ఒక సాఫ్ట్వేర్ కంపెనీలో ఉద్యోగం సంపాదించాడు . అప్పటిదాకా ఏదో సాదాసీదాగా , మామూల మనిషిలాగా గడిపేసిన రాంబాబు ఈ సఫ్ట్వేర్ కంపెనీలో ఎలాటి పరిస్థితులను ఎదుర్కొంటాడు అన్నదే ఈవేళ్టి నా కథాంశం .  

రాంబాబు వెళ్తూనే వాళ్ళ కాలేజీ సీనియర్ అయిన చందుని కలిశాడు . తన హెచ్ . ఆర్ ఓరియంటేషన్ అయ్యాక మళ్ళి కలుద్దమని అనుకున్నారు . రాంబాబు హెచ్ . ఆర్ ఓరియంటేషన్ పూర్తి చేసుకుని వచ్చాడు . చందు రాంబాబును చూస్తూనే " పద బాస్ , ఒక కాఫీ తాగుతూ మాట్లాడుకుందాము ", అన్నాడు . ఇద్దరూ కలిసి కెఫెటీరియాకి వెళ్ళారు . అక్కడ వాళ్ళ మధ్యన సంభాషణ :

రా : ఏంటి , ఇది మెస్సా ?
చ : మెస్సు లాంటిదే , కెఫిటీరియా అంటారు
రా : ఓహో , ఫుల్ మీల్స్ ఎంత , ప్లేట్ మీల్స్ ఎంత ?
చ : ( ఒక్క నిముషం ఖంగు తిని ) ఒరేయ్ బాబు , ఇక్కడ మీల్స్ ఫ్రీరా , నువ్వెంతైనా తినొచ్చు .
రా : ఆహా , మరి పార్సెల్ కూడా చేసుకోవచ్చా ?
చ : లేదు . అది కుదరదు .
రా : ఓహో , కాఫీ ఆర్డర్ ఇచ్చావా ?
చ : ఇక్కడ మనలాంటి వాళ్ళకు ఆర్డర్ చేసేవాళ్ళే కానీ , తీసుకునే వాళ్ళు ఎవ్వరూ ఉండరు . పద , కాఫీ మిషన్ చూపిస్తాను .
( రాంబాబు , చందు ఇద్దరూ కాఫీ తెచ్చుకుంటారు )
రా : ప్చ్ ... ఏమైనా ఫిల్టర్ కాఫీ రుచి లేదురా .
చ : అదీ దొరుకుతుంది . యాభై రూపాయలే .
రా : అబ్బే , నాకు ఫిల్టర్ కాఫీ ఇష్టం ఉండదు . ఊరికెనే పోల్చి చెప్పాను అంతే .
చ : ( వీడికి ఇంకా కుర్రదనం పోలేదు . కాలేజీకి ఎక్కువ , కార్పొరేట్ కి తక్కువ ) ఓహో .

Hyderabad to Chennai in just Rupees 14 !

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My friend travelled from hyd to chennai in just Rupees 14.

A journey is nevertheless enjoyable, joyful with some real fun and people around. Also, it is very much true that not all journeys are same. A twist here and there, a surprise out of unknown baggage, a delay in reaching to station, glitches, meeting unknown people, what not, these are few things that make a transit memorable.

So, why am I taking about journey?

Yes, there is a reason my dear friends, it is because of my dearest friend, who travelled all the way from Hyderabad to Chennai. C'mon why is this journey so different? No point in wasting the time let us delve into the details....

One day I got a call from my friend "COOL DUDE", he was happy to tell me that he is joining ICICI bank in chennai, more than joining his bank, we are meeting after a long time of one year. I was happy too, thinking we will have fun along with my other friends in my room. He told he is coming on so and so date.

All set my boy, his adventurous journey started on 13-Aug-2010 at 7.00 PM in Charminar Express, at Hyderabad. Got into the train, went to his berth, to his surprise another person was already sitting. Oh Gosh! he is even more surprised to see someone occupying his seat. Started explaining to that guy this is so and so train and he is owner of that berth for that day. The other guy was also in dire shock, so both had a cross check of their respective tickets, HOLY COW, are these tickets Xerox with only the name change. My friend ran to TT standing on the platform and tried to explain the situation. Instead of driving the point home, TT advised our COOL DUDE to entrain.

Wow! Journey started, these two poor people saw each of their faces, fellow passengers joined, out of those herd someone pointed to the grave mistake (probably the truth) COOL DUDE's ticket was booked for 14-AUG-2010. "Are you crazy, :() , how on earth you could travel a day earlier, with next days reservation." COOL DUDE, asked himself.

Now it is time to get panic, yes he did panic, called up few friends, thought of getting down from running train to pulling the chain... all the thoughts that can possible come to already panicked brain, a kind of dismal thoughts. The best thought, of course, was to call friends, YES, he received a suggestion to just speak to TT and try to get a berth.

Not all bad things happen to good people, COOL DUDE met a bunch of good people, out of which fortunately or unfortunately one of the guy missed the train. He engaged into a conversation with them and told about his adventure, GOOD PEOPLE right, they offered him a berth. Our COOL DUDE was looking at TT , traversed S1 to S14 and S14 to S1 , 3 times, no signs of TT. "GOD IS GREAT", felt himself, and slept.

Haaa, a yarn, phone rang early in the morning, don’t mistake me it is 7.15AM 14-Aug-2010. I woke up, COOL DUDE on the other side, he was tensed..... grrrr ( my feeling)... He got berth, slept bindaaaaas whole night, not paid a penny to TT, why tensed. COOL DUDE got down at sullurpet (last stop before Chennai), thinking he will get caught in chennai for travelling without a valid ticket. OMG! I yelled, I was about to start to railway station to pick him up(although I woke up just now), was not prepared for this unexpected twist!!!

Okay, I suggested him again to catch up a local train and come to chennai.

Great, a adventure ended, finally the cost of travelling from Hyderabad to Chennai is 14Rs.

Do you think, this is the end of the story? Believe me it is not, YES, it is not... now comes the roller coaster ride.


I am at Chennai central station, with bleak charge in my mobile, hoping that it will not shutdown till I meet COOL DUDE. Dialed his number.... tring tring .... tring tring... this is what I expected, else you would have expected some ring back tone..


"The Mobile phone number you are trying to reach is currently, switched OFF"

What, yes COOL DUDE's mobile is switched OFF. He is gone, the only contact for him in Chennai is me, and .. and what no other option.

Suddenly, my mobile switched OFF..

Do you expect a better suspense, a thriller, or what ever you name it..... Enough...

I was searching for Common charging point and STORY COMES TO AN END, COOL DUDE is also there to charge his mobile, calling me just to hear, what I heard....

"The Mobile phone number you are trying to reach is currently, switched OFF"

This cool dude is an Assistant Manager in ICICI bank.

By
Sai Karthik

Krishna doesn't share food!

One of my colleague has a complaint on me, she repeatedly used to say that 'You have a bad habit of not sharing food with your collegues and friends'. I was a bit surprised with that statement, she was partially correct, i dont share food but its not true with all the food items which i eat, i would readily grant the whole plate if it is made from Dondakaya or Bendakaya.


So my colleague tells this to her friend and her friend asks "Is Krishna the only offspring?" and she was spot on, and what made her ask this question (conclusion?) . The theory which she told is that the Only son/daughter are not used to sharing food in their childhood as they dont have any brothers or sisters to share. May be she is right but i would not agree to such an allegation because i do share food with others. So what made my colleague to make such a statement? She has seen me couple of times for not allowing my friends to share my  Ice-Cream and thus she had made a opinion on me.


I still dont get how others share their Ice-Creams and Chocolates. If i share my ice-creams or choclocates i feel that i havent eaten it at all. I admire people who share their Ice-Creams and Chocolates with their friends and colleagues.

AVATAR : The Unseen Visuals !

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Just for HUMOR,dont take it seriously :)

RUPEE symbol Leaked!

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As its been said that the government will be coming with a symbol for our currency 'RUPEE' and every indian was curious to see the rupee symbol.Even before the official release of the symbol the symbol is leaked in the cyberspace.There were many underground bettings on the future rupee symbol,but shockingly the government comes with a different symbol.Many of us guessed that the symbol would be from the following symbols.



The symbol which the government has chosen is as follows.

This symbol could not be understood by many of us,as the symbol doesnt represent the Indian Rupee.Finally we have cracked the code behind this symbol...have a look at it.


As you can see we have decoded the symbol in the previous image,now you should have got it...

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its RG.. R does not stand for Rupee..

RG -- R stands for Rajiv and G for Gandhi.

Note:Have some sense of humor,by the way this post on my blog is dedicated to our late Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi,and please dont ask me to change the name of my blog :)

Fall in sales of Blackberry in Pakistan

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Jailed militant’s hoax calls drove India, Pakistan to brink of war

Islamabad : There is a sharp dip in the demand of Blackberry cell phones in Pakistan.The reason for the sharp decline in the sales is due to hoax call by a terrorist named 'Omar Saeed Sheikh' who made a hoax call to the President Zadari office few days after the 26/11 incident.Its due to his hoax call INDIA-PAK were at the brink of a nuke war.




Omar Saeed Sheikh made a call from his Blackberry cell phone from a Hyderabad Jail where he is held for the chargers of kidnapping WSJ journalist Daniel Pearl.The government was able to track Omar Saeed Sheikh after almost an year with the tremendous help from its Intelligence agency ISI.It is rumored that some ISI officers might be given Nishan-e-Pakistan award for their amazing work.

Under the pressure from INDIA,USA and UK the Zadari government is thinking to ban Blackberry mobiles , X-Box , Play-stations ,Laptops etc... in the prisons where the terrorists are kept.As the news of this ban comes as a shock to all the prisoners they are planning to make a strike in all the jails across pakistan. The strike may have enormous effects as the arms trade business ,Karachi stock exchange etc.. as they are controlled by pakistan terrorists groups, meanwhile the Paksitan human right activists argue that Zadari govt is taking all the fundamental rights of pakistan terrorists and prisoners.



Shockingly there is a allegation by 'Research In Motion' company which manufactures BlackBerry mobiles, the company alleges that the Pakistan Government has a secret deal with NOKIA which has offered N900 sets to all terrorists serving in Paksitan prosons,however the allegation was rubbished by the Government.

UPA on Chinese Incursions

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